Sam has come to embrace her wacky schedule. Monday night has become her Friday night and Thursday her Sunday, so effectively Tuesdays are Saturdays. Now, she usually leaves poor Oose to field Wool Dispensary business on this day and takes off with her friend Molly and two of the coolest kids in the universe. They ride bikes in the park, run around the city and bake crazy things. Then when the kids have quiet time, knit like fiends. This leads to very relaxing, pleasant, productive Tuesdays.
So one day after leaving Molly's house, Sam felt like eating chocolate cake and she went to Alliance Bakery, where they make some of the best cakes and saw a lovely blue buttercream frsted one with delicate fondant cherry blossoms and she knew that this Tuesday was different than all the other Tuesdays. After this Tuesday, life would never be the same. So she had them write 'Happy Motherfucking Tuesday' on the cake because it was such a good goddamned day.
Now that happiness and elation gets passed on to you dear readers and lovers of The Wool Dispensary. From today which is Happy Motherfucking Tuesday until Fuck off and Die Thursday (a term which was coined by Molly- we still don't have the story on it but I am sure there's a reason) use the code HMFT to receive 20% off your entire order! Pass it along to friends, tell the whole world! Make someone's day because it's Tuesday and everyone should have a 'Happy Motherfucking Tuesday'!